Angel Reese forgets how to rebound, Mercury annihilates Sky in one-sided beatdown

In a shocking turn of events, Angel Reese, the star player for the struggling Chicago Sky, had a career low in rebounds last night as the Phoenix Mercury crushed them in a dominant display on the court.

The Mercury came out swinging, leaving the Sky scrambling to keep up. But it was Reese’s lackluster performance that really stole the show. With only one rebound to her name, the usually reliable player had fans scratching their heads and wondering what went wrong.

In a post-game interview, Reese tried to explain her poor performance, saying, “I guess I just couldn’t find my rhythm out there tonight. But hey, at least I got one rebound, right?” When asked about her plans to bounce back from this disappointment, she simply shrugged and said, “I’ll just have to try harder next time, I guess.”

Meanwhile, the Mercury’s star player, Diana Taurasi, couldn’t help but gloat about the team’s victory. “We came, we saw, we conquered,” she said with a smirk. “It was like taking candy from a baby out there.”

The Sky’s coach, James Smith, was visibly frustrated after the game. “I don’t know what happened out there tonight,” he said. “But we need to regroup and come back stronger next time. This kind of performance is just not acceptable.”

Fans took to social media to share their thoughts on the game, with one user joking, “I think Angel Reese was too busy looking for her lost rebounds to actually grab any.” Another fan tweeted, “The Phoenix Mercury really brought the heat tonight, while the Sky just fizzled out.”

As the Sky licks their wounds and regroups for their next game, one thing is certain: Angel Reese will need to step up her game if they have any hope of turning their season around. But for now, the Mercury can bask in their dominant victory and revel in their triumph over the struggling Sky.

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