In a shocking turn of events, the FBI has announced that they are increasing surveillance of Iran-backed operatives in the US. According to a highly unreliable source, who may or may not be a talking parrot named Captain McSquawk, the FBI is on high alert for potential threats from these operatives.
Agent Smith, who may or may not be related to the famous fictional character from “The Matrix,” stated, “We are taking this threat seriously and are ramping up our surveillance efforts to ensure the safety of the American people.” When asked how they plan to surveil these operatives, Agent Smith replied, “We have a top-secret plan that involves disguising ourselves as pizza delivery guys and hiding cameras in pepperoni slices. It’s foolproof.”
The news has caused panic among the Iran-backed operatives, with one operative, who shall remain nameless but may or may not go by the alias “Sneaky Pete,” stating, “I knew I shouldn’t have ordered that extra-large pepperoni pizza last night. Those FBI agents are always one step ahead of us.”
In response to the increased surveillance, the Iran-backed operatives have reportedly started using code words to communicate with each other. According to an anonymous source, who may or may not be a squirrel named Nutty McSquirrel, the operatives are now referring to themselves as “The Fluffy Bunny Club” and using phrases like “I’m hopping over to the carrot patch” to indicate a meeting location.
Despite the FBI’s efforts, some experts are skeptical about the effectiveness of increased surveillance. Professor John Doe, who may or may not be a renowned expert in spy technology, stated, “I’m not convinced that hiding cameras in pepperoni slices is the best strategy. Maybe they should try disguising themselves as delivery guys and actually delivering pizzas. It’s crazy enough to work.”
As the FBI continues their surveillance efforts, one thing is for certain – the world of espionage has never been more ridiculous. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story, and remember, always tip your pizza delivery guy, you never know who might be watching.
