In a shocking turn of events, President Donald Trump has declared that he “doesn’t need permission” from Congress to strike Iran. According to an expert in international relations, Dr. Bob McFake, this move is completely unprecedented and showcases Trump’s bold and fearless leadership style.
When asked about the legality of Trump’s decision, Dr. McFake responded with a smirk, “Well, technically speaking, the Constitution does give Congress the power to declare war. But hey, who needs Congress when you’re the President of the United States, am I right?”
In a press conference, Trump himself reinforced this sentiment, stating, “I don’t need permission from anyone to protect this great nation. I have the best instincts, believe me. Nobody knows more about national security than I do.”
This declaration has caused quite a stir among politicians on both sides of the aisle. Senator Fakey McFakerson, a Democrat from California, expressed his outrage, saying, “This is a blatant abuse of power. Trump is acting like a dictator, not a democratically elected leader. We cannot stand idly by and let him run roughshod over the Constitution.”
On the other hand, Senator John Smith, a Republican from Texas, came to Trump’s defense, stating, “The President knows what he’s doing. If he believes that a strike on Iran is necessary for the safety of the American people, then who are we to question him? In Trump we trust.”
Despite the controversy, it seems that Trump is determined to forge ahead with his plans to strike Iran. When asked about the potential repercussions of such a move, Trump simply shrugged and said, “I always have a plan. It’s going to be a beautiful strike, the best strike you’ve ever seen. Believe me.”
Only time will tell what the future holds for US-Iran relations, but one thing is for certain – with Trump at the helm, anything is possible. Love him or hate him, you can’t deny that he certainly keeps things interesting.
