In a shocking turn of events, the appeals court has ruled in favor of President Donald Trump, allowing him to maintain control of the National Guard troops deployed to Los Angeles. The decision has sparked outrage among Democrats and left many scratching their heads in disbelief.
“It’s like letting a toddler loose in a candy store,” said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer. “We all know what happens when Trump gets his tiny hands on too much power – chaos, confusion, and probably some melted ice cream.”
Trump, who was ecstatic about the court’s ruling, wasted no time in gloating about his victory. “I have the best control over the National Guard, believe me. Nobody controls the National Guard better than me,” he boasted during a press conference.
Critics have raised concerns about Trump’s ability to handle such responsibility, citing his tendency to make impulsive decisions and his lack of knowledge on military matters. However, Trump’s supporters have dismissed these worries, with one die-hard fan stating, “If anyone can handle the National Guard, it’s our fearless leader. He’s a stable genius, after all.”
Meanwhile, Governor Gavin Newsom of California has expressed his dismay over the ruling, calling it a “dangerous precedent” that could have far-reaching consequences. “This is like giving a toddler a loaded gun and telling him to be careful,” Newsom said in a statement.
As tensions continue to rise between Trump and the state of California, one thing is for certain – the battle for control of the National Guard troops is far from over. Will Trump use his newfound power for good, or will chaos reign supreme in the streets of Los Angeles? Only time will tell.
In the meantime, Californians are advised to stay safe and avoid any potential skirmishes between Trump’s troops and local law enforcement. And remember, when in doubt, just blame it on the toddler in the White House.
