In a shocking turn of events, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has declared that Israel “will exact the full price” after an Iranian strike hit a hospital in Israel. The incident has left the citizens of Israel in a state of panic and confusion, as they wonder how their beloved hospital could have been targeted in such a brazen attack.
Netanyahu wasted no time in addressing the nation, stating, “We will not stand idly by as our hospitals are targeted by our enemies. We will exact the full price for this heinous act of aggression.” When asked what exactly the “full price” entailed, Netanyahu simply replied, “Let’s just say, Iran won’t know what hit them.”
The Iranian government has denied any involvement in the strike, with President Hassan Rouhani stating, “This is clearly a misunderstanding. We would never target a hospital, especially not one as prestigious as the one in Israel.” When pressed for further comment, Rouhani added, “We were actually aiming for a pizza shop down the street. Our bad.”
Meanwhile, Israeli citizens have taken to social media to express their outrage and disbelief at the attack. One Twitter user, @ShawarmaKing, wrote, “I can’t believe they targeted our hospital! Where am I supposed to get my flu shots now?” Another user, @HummusLover, tweeted, “This is a travesty! How am I supposed to get my annual check-up now?”
In a bizarre twist, it has been reported that the hospital in question was actually a front for a secret underground falafel-making operation. When asked for comment, Dr. Falafel, the head of the operation, said, “I can’t believe they blew up my falafel stand! That was my livelihood!”
As tensions continue to rise between Israel and Iran, one thing is for certain: the citizens of Israel will not rest until justice is served. Whether that justice comes in the form of a sternly worded letter or a full-scale military invasion, only time will tell. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
