In a shocking turn of events, Israeli official, David Goldstein, has publicly rejected President Trump’s call for negotiations with Iran, calling it “outrageous” and labeling the Iranian regime as “evil” and “jihadist.” Goldstein, known for his no-nonsense approach to foreign policy, minced no words in his scathing rebuke of Trump’s proposed deal.
In a press conference outside the Israeli parliament, Goldstein declared, “Negotiating with the devil himself would be more preferable than striking a deal with the evil, jihadist regime in Iran. It’s like trying to negotiate with a pack of hungry hyenas – you’ll only end up getting bitten in the end.”
When asked for further comment on his stance, Goldstein quipped, “I wouldn’t trust the Iranians as far as I could throw them, and believe me, I’m not a very good shot-putter.”
This bold rejection of Trump’s proposal has sparked a heated debate among world leaders, with some praising Goldstein for his unwavering stance against Iran, while others criticize him for his uncompromising approach to diplomacy.
In response to Goldstein’s comments, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani issued a statement saying, “We are deeply hurt by Mr. Goldstein’s words. We were really looking forward to negotiating with the Israelis and coming to a peaceful resolution. But now, it seems like that dream has been shattered.”
Meanwhile, President Trump has remained defiant in the face of Goldstein’s criticism, tweeting, “Israel doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Negotiating is the art of the deal, and I’m the best at it. Believe me.”
As the world watches in anticipation, one thing is clear – the tension between Israel and Iran shows no sign of easing anytime soon. And with characters like Goldstein and Trump at the helm, who knows where this diplomatic rollercoaster will take us next. Stay tuned for more updates on this outrageous saga.
