In a shocking turn of events, Karine Jean-Pierre, the fierce defender of all things Biden, has announced her departure from the Democratic party. After years of tirelessly defending Biden’s policies, Karine has decided she’s had enough.
In a press conference, Karine declared, “I can no longer stand by a party that refuses to see the error of their ways. I have been defending Biden’s questionable decisions for far too long, and I simply cannot do it any longer.”
When asked about her future plans, Karine replied, “I am considering joining the Green Party. At least they have some sense when it comes to environmental issues. Plus, I hear they have a great selection of organic snacks at their meetings.”
Many of Karine’s former colleagues were shocked by her decision. Nancy Pelosi was quoted as saying, “I never thought I’d see the day when Karine would abandon us. Who will defend Biden’s gaffes now? Who will spin his disastrous policies into something remotely positive? We are truly lost without her.”
On the other hand, Mitch McConnell couldn’t contain his glee at Karine’s departure. He was overheard saying, “Good riddance! Maybe now we can actually get something done without her constantly swooping in to defend the indefensible.”
As for Biden himself, he was reportedly devastated by Karine’s decision. He allegedly said, “I don’t know what I’ll do without Karine by my side. Who will reassure me that everything I do is right and good? Who will make me look competent by comparison? It’s a dark day for the Biden administration.”
While Karine’s departure may come as a shock to many, one thing is for certain – the Democratic party has lost one of its most vocal defenders. As for Karine, she is looking forward to a new chapter in her political career, one where she can speak her mind without having to defend the indefensible.
