In a shocking turn of events, an ATF official has declared that they are “absolutely” confident that the suspect in the recent Minnesota lawmaker shootings will be caught soon. The official, who asked to remain anonymous, stated that they have been working tirelessly to track down the individual responsible for the attacks.
“We have our best agents on the case, and we are leaving no stone unturned in our pursuit of the suspect,” the official said. “We are confident that we will have them in custody in no time.”
The suspect, who has been identified as a man in his 30s with a penchant for wearing clown costumes, has been wreaking havoc on the Minnesota political scene for weeks. The shootings, which have targeted lawmakers who have spoken out against the use of clown makeup in public office, have left the community in a state of fear.
“I just don’t understand why anyone would be so obsessed with clown makeup that they would resort to violence,” said one concerned citizen. “It’s ridiculous!”
Despite the seriousness of the situation, the ATF official remained optimistic about apprehending the suspect. “We have reason to believe that the individual in question is hiding out in a local circus, masquerading as a clown,” the official said. “But rest assured, we will find them and bring them to justice.”
In the meantime, residents of Minnesota are urged to stay vigilant and report any suspicious clown sightings to the authorities. As for the suspect, their days of terrorizing the community are numbered.
“We will not rest until this clown is behind bars where they belong,” the official declared. “And when we do catch them, they will have a lot of explaining to do – and hopefully a good makeup remover handy.”
