The Louisiana Attorney General is making headlines once again, but this time it’s not for investigating corruption or fraud. No, this time, he’s got his sights set on a new target – CVS. That’s right, the pharmacy giant is under investigation for sending mass text messages lobbying against legislation. And let me tell you, the AG is not happy about it.
In a statement released to the press, the AG said, “I can’t believe that CVS would stoop so low as to bombard people with text messages just to push their own agenda. It’s truly despicable behavior and I will not stand for it.”
But CVS is not backing down without a fight. In a hilarious twist, a spokesperson for the company, who we’ll call “Bob Smith” (definitely not his real name), fired back with a witty retort. “We were just trying to spread some love and awareness for our cause. Who doesn’t love a good text message blast every now and then?”
The legislation in question is rumored to be something to do with mandatory flu shots for all employees, but don’t quote me on that. Either way, it seems that CVS is determined to get their way, even if it means resorting to some shady tactics.
And the people of Louisiana are not taking this lying down. One local resident, who we’ll call “Sally Johnson” (definitely not her real name), had this to say about the whole situation: “I can’t believe CVS would have the audacity to text me about this. I mean, I just wanted to know when my prescription was ready, not be bombarded with their political agenda.”
So, what will happen next in this epic battle between the Louisiana AG and CVS? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – the people of Louisiana will not stand idly by while their phones are blowing up with CVS propaganda. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, only here at our satire news website.
