**Deion Sanders Addresses False Reports on Son’s NFL Draft Meetings: ‘Stop Lying’**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the sports world reeling, Deion Sanders, the head coach of Jackson State University and self-proclaimed “Prime Time,” has taken to social media to address what he calls “the most ridiculous rumors since the existence of the ‘Tebow Time’ phenomenon.” The rumors? That his son, Shedeur Sanders, was meeting with NFL teams to discuss draft prospects.
“Stop lying!” Sanders tweeted, followed by a series of emojis that included a facepalm, a laughing baby, and a taco. “Shedeur is not meeting with NFL teams. He’s busy preparing for his next TikTok dance challenge. Priorities, people!”
Sources close to the Sanders family, who wish to remain anonymous but are definitely not named “Bob” or “Sally,” claim that the only meetings Shedeur is having are with his video game console and a mountain of nachos. “I mean, have you seen his gaming skills? The kid’s a legend in the virtual world,” said one source, who also claimed to be a former NFL player but was actually just a guy named Dave from the local bowling alley.
In a bizarre twist, Deion also addressed the rumors that Shedeur was being scouted by the New England Patriots. “The only thing the Patriots are scouting is my dance moves,” he quipped. “And let’s be real, they’re not ready for this level of swag.”
As the world waits with bated breath for Shedeur’s next TikTok, one thing is clear: Deion Sanders is not just a coach; he’s a full-time dad, a part-time meme, and a professional rumor-buster. So, if you hear any more wild stories about Shedeur’s NFL meetings, just remember: they’re probably just as real as Bigfoot playing the banjo.
