**House Freedom Caucus Takes a Stand as White House Prepares $9.4B DOGE Budget Cuts**
In a shocking turn of events that has left both crypto enthusiasts and dog lovers scratching their heads, the House Freedom Caucus has taken a bold stand against the White House’s proposed $9.4 billion budget cuts to Dogecoin (DOGE) funding. Yes, you read that right—$9.4 billion. That’s enough to buy a small island or fund a lifetime supply of pizza for Elon Musk.
“Cutting DOGE funding is like cutting off the tail of a dog—sure, it might make the dog run faster, but it’s just plain cruel!” exclaimed Rep. Barkley Woofington (R-Fido), a staunch supporter of the canine cryptocurrency. “We need to protect our four-legged friends and their digital currency!”
Meanwhile, Rep. Catnip Whiskers (D-Purr) added, “This is an attack on our right to invest in memes! If we can’t fund DOGE, what’s next? Are they going to cut funding for cat videos on the internet? I won’t stand for it!”
In a press conference that was more chaotic than a cat in a room full of laser pointers, the Freedom Caucus unveiled their plan to counter the cuts by proposing a new bill: the “Paw-sitive Investment in Dogecoin Act.” The bill aims to allocate 10% of all federal funds to DOGE, ensuring that every American can own at least one Shiba Inu-themed coin.
“Let’s be real,” said Rep. Fido Fetchmore (R-Barkington). “If we can bail out banks, we can certainly bail out a meme currency. Plus, have you seen how cute those Shiba Inus are? They deserve our support!”
As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the House Freedom Caucus is ready to fight for the future of DOGE, one woof at a time. And if that means staging a sit-in at the White House with a bunch of puppies, then so be it. After all, who can say no to puppies?
