**RFK Jr. Claims Autism ‘Destroys’ Families: Insights from Those Affected**
In a recent press conference that left many scratching their heads and others rolling on the floor, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. boldly claimed that autism “destroys families.” This shocking revelation has sent shockwaves through the community, prompting a wave of responses from those who have been “destroyed” by autism.
“I used to have a perfectly normal family,” said local dad Chuck “The Destroyer” McGee, who claims his life was turned upside down when his son, Timmy, was diagnosed with autism. “Now, we can’t even agree on what toppings to put on our pizza! It’s chaos! I mean, who knew that a kid could have such strong opinions about pineapple?”
Meanwhile, mom and self-proclaimed “Family Destroyer” Linda B. Goode shared her own harrowing tale. “Before autism, we had family game nights. Now? It’s just me and my husband arguing over who forgot to buy the gluten-free snacks. I swear, if I hear ‘Uno’ one more time, I might just lose it!”
Even the family dog, Sparky, weighed in on the situation. “I used to get all the attention,” he barked, “but now it’s all about Timmy’s sensory needs. I mean, I’m the one who chews on shoes! Where’s my support group?”
In a surprising twist, RFK Jr. later clarified his statement, saying he meant to say that “autism can be a challenge for families, but it also brings unique strengths.” However, by then, the damage was done. Families across the nation are now forming support groups to cope with the “destruction” of their pizza nights and board games.
As one family member put it, “If autism destroys families, then I guess we’re just going to have to rebuild with more pizza toppings and a lot more patience. And maybe a few therapy dogs.”
In the end, it seems that while RFK Jr. may have sparked a debate, families are finding humor in the chaos, proving that laughter is the best glue for any “destroyed” family.
