**Trump Claims Biden Was Executed and Replaced by Clones: The Great Presidential Swap of 2023**
In a shocking revelation that has left the nation both bewildered and giggling uncontrollably, former President Donald Trump took to his social media platform, Truth Social, to assert that President Joe Biden was executed and replaced by a battalion of clones. “It’s true, folks! I have the best sources—very credible, believe me,” Trump declared, while sporting a tinfoil hat that he claimed was “the latest in presidential fashion.”
According to Trump, the “Biden Clone Army” was created in a secret lab beneath the White House, where scientists were allegedly working overtime to perfect the art of “Biden-ology.” “They’ve got him doing all sorts of things—like falling off bikes and forgetting where he is. It’s like a bad episode of ‘The Twilight Zone,’” he quipped, while gesturing wildly at a nearby squirrel, which he insisted was one of the original Biden’s “best friends.”
In an exclusive interview with our correspondent, local conspiracy theorist and part-time potato farmer, Earl “The Truth” McGillicuddy, claimed, “I saw it with my own eyes! One day, Biden was giving a speech, and the next, he was replaced by a clone that couldn’t even pronounce ‘potato’ right! It’s all part of the plan to take over America with bad grammar!”
Meanwhile, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre responded to the claims with a straight face, stating, “We can assure you that President Biden is alive and well, and definitely not a clone. But if he were, we’d make sure he could at least spell ‘potato’ correctly.”
As the nation grapples with this bizarre claim, one thing is clear: whether it’s clones or just a really bad case of déjà vu, the political circus is alive and well. And if nothing else, it’s given us all a reason to laugh—because let’s face it, we could all use a good chuckle in these times of uncertainty.
