**Can Trump Tackle the National Debt? Skepticism from Republican Senators, Investors, and Elon Musk**
In a bold move that has left economists scratching their heads and investors clutching their wallets, former President Donald Trump has announced his latest plan to tackle the national debt: a nationwide garage sale. “We’ve got a lot of stuff lying around,” Trump declared at a press conference, flanked by a collection of vintage golf clubs and a life-sized cardboard cutout of himself. “I mean, who wouldn’t want to buy a piece of history? I’m talking about the best stuff—like my old ties. They’re practically priceless!”
However, skepticism is brewing among Republican senators. Senator Chuck “The Debt Whisperer” McConnell was overheard saying, “I’m all for creative solutions, but I’m not sure selling off the Lincoln Memorial gift shop is the way to go.” Meanwhile, Senator Lindsey Graham was seen trying to auction off his own collection of “I Love Trump” mugs on eBay, claiming, “If we can’t sell these, we might as well just declare bankruptcy!”
Investors are equally dubious. Billionaire Elon Musk tweeted, “I’d rather invest in a potato battery than buy Trump’s old golf clubs. At least the potato has potential!” When asked for comment, a potato responded, “I’m just here for the fries.”
As the national debt continues to rise, Trump’s garage sale strategy has sparked a new wave of interest in alternative solutions. Some are suggesting a bake sale, while others are proposing a reality show titled “Debt or No Debt?” where contestants must guess which government programs will be cut next.
In the end, it seems tackling the national debt may require more than just a few old golf clubs and a dream. But hey, if anyone can turn a profit from a pile of junk, it’s Trump. Just don’t expect to see any of it on eBay anytime soon—he’s saving that for his next presidential campaign!
