**Olivia Dunne Breaks Down Over Stalking Concerns: ‘I Feel Lost’**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the internet reeling, TikTok sensation and LSU gymnast Olivia Dunne has reportedly broken down over her growing concerns about being stalked. “I feel lost,” she lamented, while simultaneously trying to figure out how to turn her tears into a viral TikTok trend. “I mean, I can’t even go to the grocery store without someone asking me to sign their avocado!”
Sources close to Dunne revealed that her stalker situation has escalated to the point where she now has to wear a disguise. “I tried wearing a fake mustache and sunglasses, but people still recognized me,” she said, adding, “I guess I should have gone with a full clown costume instead. No one ever suspects a clown!”
In a bizarre twist, her stalker, who goes by the name of “Gymnasty McCreeper,” has reportedly been sending her unsolicited advice on how to improve her floor routine. “He told me to add more cartwheels and less crying,” Dunne said, rolling her eyes. “I mean, who does he think he is? My coach?!”
Meanwhile, fellow TikTok star and self-proclaimed “Stalking Expert,” Chad “The Stalker Whisperer” Thompson, offered his unsolicited advice: “Just start posting videos of your cat. No one stalks a cat lady!”
As Dunne navigates this new chapter of her life, she remains hopeful. “If I can survive the pressure of a perfect landing, I can survive a few weirdos,” she declared, while practicing her dismount off a stack of fan mail.
In the end, Dunne’s message is clear: “If you see me in public, just wave. No need to follow me home. I promise my TikToks are way more entertaining than my grocery shopping!”
