**Trump Plans Call with Putin to Discuss Resolution of Ukraine Conflict: “I’ll Just Ask Him to Stop!”**
In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rubbing their hands in glee, former President Donald Trump announced plans for a phone call with Russian President Vladimir Putin to discuss the ongoing conflict in Ukraine. Sources close to Trump say he’s convinced that a simple chat could resolve the situation faster than you can say “covfefe.”
“I’ve got a great plan,” Trump reportedly told aides while munching on a Big Mac. “I’ll just call him up and say, ‘Hey Vlad, how about you just stop? It’s not that hard!’” When asked if he had any specific strategies in mind, Trump added, “I might throw in a few compliments about his shirtless horseback riding. That always works!”
Political experts are baffled by the former president’s confidence. “It’s like asking a toddler to negotiate a peace treaty,” said one analyst. “But hey, if it works, we might finally get a Nobel Peace Prize for the ‘Art of the Deal’—or at least a participation trophy.”
Meanwhile, Putin’s spokesperson responded with a cryptic message: “We are open to discussions, but only if he promises to bring his own snacks. We don’t want another ‘Helsinki hot dog’ incident.”
As the world waits with bated breath for this historic call, Trump has already begun drafting a new book titled “The Art of the Call: How to Solve Global Crises with One Phone Call and a Side of Fries.”
Stay tuned for updates, or as Trump would say, “It’s gonna be YUGE!”
