**Jeju Air Crash Victims’ Families Demand Accountability: “We Want Answers, Not Just Free Snacks!”**
In a shocking turn of events, families of the victims from the recent Jeju Air crash have banded together to demand accountability, and they’re not just asking for answers—they want a full buffet of snacks on the side. “We’re not just looking for closure; we want a closure party!” exclaimed Betty Lou, a self-proclaimed snack enthusiast and the unofficial spokesperson for the group. “If we can’t have our loved ones back, at least we can have some chips and guac!”
The families have taken to social media, launching the hashtag #SnacksForAnswers, which has quickly gone viral. “We’re tired of the same old ‘we’re investigating’ line,” said Gary, a family member who claims he once flew a paper airplane. “We want to know what happened, and we want complimentary peanuts while we’re at it!”
In a bizarre twist, Jeju Air responded with a statement that read, “We take these matters seriously. We’re currently investigating the incident and will provide a full report—along with a coupon for a free drink on your next flight.” This only fueled the families’ demands. “A coupon? What am I supposed to do with that? Use it to wash down my tears?” lamented Betty Lou.
As the families continue their quest for accountability, they’ve also started a petition for Jeju Air to include a “snack accountability officer” on every flight. “If they can’t keep us safe, at least they can keep us fed!” Gary added, while munching on a bag of chips.
In the meantime, Jeju Air has promised to host a “Snacks and Answers” town hall meeting, where families can ask questions while enjoying a complimentary buffet. “Finally, a chance to get some real answers—and some real food!” Betty Lou cheered, as she prepared her list of questions, which included, “Why are airplane snacks so tiny?” and “Can we get a side of accountability with that?”
As the saga unfolds, one thing is clear: when it comes to accountability, these families are not just looking for answers—they’re looking for a full-course meal.
