**French Open: Only 2 of 36 Night Matches Feature Women Under Amélie Mauresmo’s Leadership – A Shocking Revelation!**
In a shocking twist that has left tennis fans scratching their heads and wondering if they accidentally tuned into a rerun of “The Twilight Zone,” the French Open has announced that only two out of 36 night matches will feature women under the leadership of Amélie Mauresmo. Yes, you heard that right! It seems the tournament has decided that the only thing more exciting than a night match is… well, anything else.
Mauresmo, who was appointed as the tournament director in 2021, was quoted saying, “I thought we were hosting a tennis tournament, not a pajama party. Who wants to watch women play at night when we can have a thrilling showdown between two guys named Chad and Brad instead?”
Fans have taken to social media to express their outrage, with one particularly passionate spectator, Jean-Claude “The Racket” Dupont, declaring, “This is like serving a croissant without butter! It’s just wrong!” Meanwhile, a self-proclaimed tennis expert, who goes by the name of Roger Federer’s Biggest Fan (RFBF), stated, “I’m not saying it’s a conspiracy, but I did see a group of men in berets whispering in the corner. They were definitely plotting something!”
In a desperate attempt to salvage the situation, Mauresmo has promised to host a “Women’s Night” featuring a thrilling match between two local cats, Fluffy and Whiskers, who are currently ranked 1 and 2 in the feline tennis league. “It’s going to be a purr-fect match!” she exclaimed, while the crowd collectively rolled their eyes.
As the French Open continues, one thing is clear: if you’re looking for women’s tennis under the stars, you might want to bring a flashlight and a good book. Or just tune in to the cat match. It’s bound to be a “claw-some” time!
