**Biden Official Speaks Out on Cognitive Decline Amid Cabinet Silence: “I’m Not Saying He’s Forgetful, But He Just Asked Me Where the Oval Office Is”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation both amused and mildly concerned, a Biden administration official has bravely stepped forward to address the elephant in the room: President Biden’s cognitive decline. While the rest of the cabinet has opted for a strategic silence—perhaps hoping to avoid the wrath of the “What’s My Name?” game—one official, who wished to remain anonymous but is definitely not named “Bob,” decided to spill the beans.
“I’m not saying he’s forgetful,” Bob said, “but the other day he asked me where the Oval Office is. I mean, come on! It’s not like it’s a secret location. It’s not like we’re hiding it behind a ‘Do Not Enter’ sign or anything.”
The official went on to recount a recent cabinet meeting where Biden reportedly mistook Secretary of State Antony Blinken for a “really tall intern.” “I thought we were going to discuss foreign policy, but instead, we ended up talking about the best way to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich,” Bob added, shaking his head in disbelief.
Meanwhile, other cabinet members have remained tight-lipped, possibly because they’re still trying to figure out how to respond to the President’s latest tweet, which simply read: “I love ice cream. What’s the capital of France again?”
In a bold move, Press Secretary Karla McFluffington attempted to reassure the public, stating, “Cognitive decline is just a fancy term for ‘getting older.’ I mean, have you seen my grandma? She thinks she’s still in high school and keeps asking me to help her with her algebra homework!”
As the nation holds its breath, one thing is clear: if Biden’s cognitive decline continues, we might just see a new cabinet position emerge—Secretary of Snacks, because let’s face it, someone has to keep the ice cream stocked!
