**Caleb Williams Clarifies NFL Draft Speculation: ‘I Chose to Be Here’ with Bears**
In a shocking twist that has left sports analysts scratching their heads and fans questioning their life choices, Caleb Williams, the Heisman-winning quarterback, has officially declared that he “chose to be here” with the Chicago Bears. Yes, you heard that right. The same Bears who haven’t seen a Super Bowl since the days when people thought mullets were a good idea.
During a press conference that felt more like a therapy session, Williams stated, “I could have gone anywhere, but I chose the Bears because I wanted to experience the thrill of playing in a city where the only thing colder than the weather is the team’s playoff chances.” He then added, “Plus, I heard the deep-dish pizza is worth the risk of a 3-14 season.”
When asked about the rumors that he was actually being held hostage by a rogue group of Bears fans, Williams chuckled and said, “Nah, they just offered me a lifetime supply of Chicago-style hot dogs. I mean, who could say no to that?”
Bears head coach, Matt Eberflus, chimed in, “We’re thrilled to have Caleb. He’s like a breath of fresh air in a city that’s been holding its breath since 1985.” He then paused, looked around, and added, “Wait, did I say fresh air? I meant deep-fried air. You know, like our food.”
Meanwhile, former Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, who was spotted in the back of the press conference sipping a soda and wearing a shirt that read “I Survived the Cutler Era,” commented, “Caleb’s a brave man. I wouldn’t wish this team on my worst enemy. But hey, at least he’ll get a lot of practice running for his life!”
As the press conference wrapped up, Williams concluded with a heartfelt message: “I’m here to change the narrative. If I can’t win a Super Bowl, at least I can make sure the Bears are the most entertaining team to watch while they lose.”
And with that, the Bears’ future looks as bright as a Chicago winter day—overcast and slightly depressing, but with a glimmer of hope (and a lot of pizza).
