**Franklin Graham Prays with Zelenskyy in Berlin Amid Escalating Russia-Ukraine Conflict: A Divine Intervention or Just a Really Awkward Moment?**
In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rubbing their hands in glee, Franklin Graham, the evangelical leader known for his bold prayers and even bolder hair, was spotted praying with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy in Berlin. The meeting, which took place in a café that specializes in “Holy Lattes,” was reportedly aimed at seeking divine intervention in the ongoing Russia-Ukraine conflict.
Witnesses claim that as Graham bowed his head, he muttered, “Dear Lord, please help us find a way to end this conflict, and if you could also help me find my other sock, that would be great.” Zelenskyy, trying to keep a straight face, responded, “I thought you were supposed to be the one with the divine connections, not the laundry tips!”
The two leaders then reportedly discussed the importance of faith in times of crisis, with Graham insisting that “God has a plan,” while Zelenskyy quipped, “I just hope it doesn’t involve more Zoom calls with world leaders.”
As the prayer concluded, Graham raised his head and declared, “I feel like we’ve really moved mountains today!” To which Zelenskyy replied, “Great! Now can we move some tanks?”
The meeting ended with a group selfie, which Graham captioned, “When you pray with a president, but also want to make sure your followers know you’re still relevant.” Meanwhile, Zelenskyy’s team is reportedly considering a new campaign slogan: “Pray Hard, Fight Harder.”
As the world watches, one thing is clear: if divine intervention is on the table, we might just need a miracle—or at least a really good Wi-Fi connection.
