**Trump Administration Aims to Repatriate Erroneously Deported Guatemalan Migrant: A Comedy of Errors**
In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rubbing their hands in glee, the Trump administration has announced plans to repatriate a Guatemalan migrant who was mistakenly deported last year. The migrant, Juan “Oopsie” Gonzalez, was sent back to Guatemala after a clerical error that involved a taco truck, a misplaced birth certificate, and a very confused border agent named Chuck “I Thought He Was a Cactus” Thompson.
“Juan is a great guy,” said Thompson, who has since been reassigned to the Department of Sandwiches and Condiments. “I just thought he was trying to sneak in a burrito. Turns out, he was just trying to sneak in a better life!”
The administration’s plan to bring Gonzalez back has sparked a flurry of excitement, with Trump himself tweeting, “We’re bringing Juan back! He’s a tremendous guy, and I hear he makes a mean guacamole. #MakeGuacamoleGreatAgain.”
In a press conference, White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany stated, “We’re committed to fixing our mistakes, even if it means admitting we can’t tell the difference between a taco and a human being. It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it!”
Meanwhile, Gonzalez has been living his best life in Guatemala, where he’s become a local celebrity for his “I Was Deported and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt” merchandise line. “I’m just happy to be back,” he said, wearing a shirt that read, “I survived the Trump administration and all I got was this lousy deportation.”
As the administration gears up for Gonzalez’s return, they’ve promised to throw a welcome-back party featuring a taco truck, a mariachi band, and a very confused Chuck Thompson, who is still trying to figure out how to tell the difference between food and people.
In the end, it seems that the only thing more confusing than immigration policy is the Trump administration’s understanding of basic human rights—and tacos. Stay tuned for updates as this story continues to unfold like a burrito that’s been left in the sun too long!
