**Trump’s Clash With Maine Gov. Janet Mills Fuels Tensions Across State: Lobster Wars Erupt!**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the state of Maine reeling, former President Donald Trump and Governor Janet Mills have found themselves embroiled in a feud that has escalated from political banter to full-blown lobster warfare. The clash began when Trump, in a fit of pique, tweeted, “Maine is great, but their lobsters are overrated. I prefer my seafood with a side of gold leaf!”
Mills, not one to back down from a crustacean challenge, fired back, “If Trump thinks he can just waltz in here and insult our lobsters, he’s got another thing coming! I’ll have him swimming with the fish in no time!” Local fishermen have since reported an uptick in lobster sales, with many claiming they’re now “Trump-proofing” their catch by slapping “Make Lobsters Great Again” stickers on their traps.
The feud has sparked a series of bizarre events across the state. In Portland, a group of lobstermen held a rally, chanting, “No more Trump, just more shrimp!” Meanwhile, in Bar Harbor, a local diner has introduced a new dish: “The Trump Lobster,” which is just a regular lobster but served with a side of “alternative facts” and a sprinkle of “fake news.”
As tensions rise, the Maine National Guard has been put on alert, ready to deploy “lobster tanks” if the situation escalates. “We’re prepared for anything,” said General Clawson, “even a full-scale lobster uprising.”
In a final attempt to broker peace, Mills has invited Trump to a lobster bake, promising him a “truly Maine experience.” Trump responded, “I’ll come, but only if I can bring my own ketchup. Maine’s lobster is great, but it needs a little something extra!”
As the state holds its breath, one thing is clear: when it comes to lobsters, Maine isn’t about to let anyone—especially not a former president—crack their shells without a fight!
