**UK Police Extend Questioning Period for Suspect in Liverpool Soccer Parade Incident: “We Just Want to Know Who’s Responsible for the Confetti!”**
In a shocking turn of events, UK police have announced they will extend the questioning period for a suspect involved in the infamous Liverpool soccer parade incident, where a rogue confetti cannon went off, showering fans with what can only be described as “a glittery explosion of joy and confusion.”
The suspect, identified only as “Dave from the pub,” was apprehended after witnesses reported seeing him frantically waving a confetti cannon while shouting, “I’m the king of the world!” Police spokesperson Inspector Clive Confetti stated, “We need to get to the bottom of this. Who thought it was a good idea to mix soccer celebrations with a confetti cannon? We suspect it was a conspiracy led by the local party supply store.”
Local fan and self-proclaimed confetti expert, Sheila Glitterbottom, commented, “I thought it was a great idea until I found a piece of glitter in my sandwich. Now I’m just confused. Was it a celebration or a craft project gone wrong?”
As the questioning continues, police have reportedly asked the suspect a series of pressing questions, including, “What’s your favorite color of confetti?” and “Did you really think you could outshine the trophy?”
In a bizarre twist, the suspect has claimed he was merely trying to “bring a little sparkle to the dreary British weather.” However, police remain skeptical. “We’re not buying it,” said Inspector Confetti. “If he wanted to brighten the day, he should have brought donuts, not a confetti cannon.”
As the investigation unfolds, one thing is clear: Liverpool fans will never look at a parade the same way again. And as for Dave? He’s just hoping to avoid a glittery prison jumpsuit.
