**Angel Reese Achieves Remarkable WNBA Milestone Following Conclusion of League’s Racism Investigation**
In a stunning turn of events, Angel Reese has not only achieved a remarkable milestone in the WNBA but has also become the league’s unofficial ambassador for “We’re Not Racist, We Promise!” merchandise. This comes right on the heels of the league’s extensive investigation into allegations of racism, which concluded with the shocking revelation that the only thing more offensive than the league’s past was their attempt at a “diversity training” video featuring a confused raccoon.
Reese, who recently scored her 1,000th point, celebrated the achievement by declaring, “I’m just here to shoot hoops and make sure my teammates don’t trip over their own feet. If I can do that while dodging racism like it’s a bad pick-up line, then I’m winning!”
The WNBA’s investigation, which reportedly involved a panel of experts including a retired referee and a cat named Mr. Whiskers, found that the league’s biggest issue was not racism, but rather the fact that they still haven’t figured out how to make a decent hot dog at their games. “I mean, who wants to watch a game while gnawing on a rubbery tube of mystery meat?” said league spokesperson Chuck “The Hot Dog” Johnson.
In a bizarre twist, the league has decided to celebrate Reese’s milestone by introducing a new line of “Angel’s Wings” hot dogs, which are guaranteed to be 100% raccoon-free. “We’re just trying to keep it real,” said Johnson. “And by real, I mean edible.”
As Reese continues to break records and dodge controversy, fans are left wondering if the WNBA will ever get its act together. But for now, they can enjoy the sweet taste of victory—along with a side of questionable hot dogs.
