**Harvard Researcher Accused of Smuggling Frog Embryos Unlawfully Detained by ICE, Judge Rules: A Ribbiting Tale of Legal Shenanigans**
In a case that has left the scientific community croaking with laughter, Harvard researcher Dr. Hoppy McFrogface was recently detained by ICE for allegedly smuggling frog embryos across state lines. The judge, in a ruling that has left many scratching their heads, declared that the detention was “unlawful” and that McFrogface should be released immediately—preferably before he turns into a prince.
The bizarre saga began when McFrogface was caught at a Boston airport with a suitcase full of frog embryos, which he claimed were “for research purposes.” When asked about the unusual cargo, he reportedly said, “I was just trying to make a leap in genetic research! Besides, they were all packed in a very scientific way—like a froggy Tetris.”
ICE agents, however, were not amused. “We take smuggling very seriously,” said Agent Ribbit O’Toole. “Especially when it involves amphibians. We can’t have people hopping around with illegal embryos. It’s a slippery slope!”
In court, the judge, who was later revealed to be a former biology teacher, couldn’t help but chuckle. “I’ve seen some wild things in my day, but this takes the cake—or should I say, the lily pad?” he quipped. “I mean, who knew frog embryos were the new black market currency?”
As McFrogface was released, he vowed to continue his research, stating, “I just wanted to see if I could create a frog that could sing opera. Is that so wrong?” Meanwhile, his lawyer, Ms. Polly Woggs, added, “This case is ribbiting! We’re just glad he’s out before he turned into a tadpole in the slammer.”
As the dust settles on this amphibious affair, one thing is clear: the only thing more slippery than frog embryos is the legal system. And as for Dr. McFrogface? He’s already planning his next experiment—this time involving a karaoke machine and a whole lot of croaking.
