**Cambodia Records Fourth Bird Flu Fatality of the Year: 11-Year-Old Boy Dies, Local Chicken Population in Hysterics**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the poultry community in Cambodia quaking in their feathers, the country has recorded its fourth bird flu fatality of the year. An 11-year-old boy tragically succumbed to the virus, prompting local chickens to hold an emergency meeting to discuss their safety protocols.
“Honestly, we thought we were safe,” clucked Henrietta, a local hen and self-proclaimed avian activist. “But now we’re considering hiring a bodyguard. Maybe a rooster with a black belt in karate.”
The boy, identified as Sokha “The Chicken Whisperer” Phan, was known for his unique ability to communicate with birds. “He was a real bird brain,” said his neighbor, Mr. Pecks, who added, “But we never thought it would end like this. I mean, who knew chickens could be so dangerous?”
In a bizarre twist, the Ministry of Health has announced plans to launch a new campaign titled “Don’t Wing It: Stay Safe from Bird Flu.” The campaign will feature a catchy jingle sung by local pop sensation, Khemara “The Chicken Dance” Srey, who stated, “If you can’t beat the flu, at least dance like a chicken!”
Meanwhile, the local chicken population has taken to social media, launching the hashtag #NotAllBirdsAreBad, in a bid to clear their name. “We’re just trying to live our lives, you know?” tweeted Clucky McCluckface, a prominent chicken influencer. “We’re not the ones spreading the flu; that’s the humans’ job!”
As Cambodia grapples with this avian crisis, experts are urging the public to avoid panic. “It’s just a flu,” said Dr. Fowl Play, a leading epidemiologist. “And remember, if you see a chicken wearing sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt, it’s probably just on vacation. Don’t shoot the messenger!”
In the meantime, the boy’s family has started a GoFundMe campaign to raise awareness about bird flu, with the slogan: “Help Us Help the Birds—Before They Help Themselves!”
Stay tuned for more updates as this feathered fiasco unfolds!
