**Turkey’s Public Weighing Initiative Sparks Controversy Over Fat Shaming Concerns**
In a bold move that has left the world scratching its head and reaching for the nearest donut, Turkey has launched a nationwide Public Weighing Initiative, aimed at promoting health and wellness. However, the initiative has sparked a wave of controversy, with critics claiming it’s just a fancy way to fat shame the entire nation.
“Honestly, I thought it was a new reality show,” said local resident Fatma Pudding, who was caught off guard when she was summoned to the town square for her public weigh-in. “I was ready to compete for a lifetime supply of baklava, not stand on a scale in front of my neighbors!”
The initiative, which involves citizens stepping onto a giant scale in public squares while a brass band plays “Eye of the Tiger,” has drawn ire from many. “I thought it was a weigh-in for a wrestling match,” said local gym owner and self-proclaimed fitness guru, Flex McMuscle. “But now I’m just worried about my own weight. I haven’t seen my abs since 2019!”
Critics have taken to social media, with hashtags like #ScaleShame and #WeighToGoTurkey trending faster than a cat video. “This is just another way to make us feel bad about our love for kebabs,” tweeted influencer and part-time philosopher, Zeynep Kebab. “Next, they’ll be weighing our hearts after we eat them!”
In response to the backlash, the Turkish government has promised to add a “Compliment Station” next to each scale, where citizens can receive affirmations like “You’re still fabulous!” and “That’s just more of you to love!”
As the initiative rolls out, one thing is clear: Turkey is determined to weigh in on health, even if it means stepping on a few toes—or scales—along the way.
