**Angel Reese Unbothered by WNBA’s Investigation into Alleged Hate Comments: “I Thought We Were Just Playing Basketball!”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the sports world reeling, Angel Reese, the star of the LSU Tigers and self-proclaimed “Queen of the Court,” has been unfazed by the WNBA’s investigation into her alleged hate comments. When asked about the situation, Reese simply shrugged and said, “I thought we were just playing basketball! I didn’t know we were supposed to be nice while dunking on people!”
The investigation was sparked after Reese allegedly told a rival player, “You shoot like my grandma, and she’s 92!” during a heated game. However, sources close to Reese claim that the comment was taken out of context. “She was just trying to motivate her,” said her teammate, Tiffany “The Tornado” Thompson. “I mean, have you seen Angel’s grandma? She’s a beast on the court!”
WNBA Commissioner Cathy “The Enforcer” Engelbert stated, “We take these allegations very seriously. We can’t have players throwing shade like it’s a summer barbecue.” In response, Reese rolled her eyes and declared, “If I wanted to throw shade, I’d just wear my sunglasses indoors like my Aunt Karen!”
Meanwhile, social media has exploded with memes of Reese, including one that features her dunking over a giant “Hate Comments” sign. “I’m just here to play ball and eat snacks,” Reese quipped. “If I wanted to be nice, I’d join a knitting club!”
As the investigation continues, one thing is clear: Angel Reese is unbothered, and she’s ready to take on the world—one grandma joke at a time.
