**Melania Trump’s Spokesperson Dismisses ‘Completely False’ Claims Regarding Husband and Son: “They Only Fight Over Who Gets the Last Slice of Pizza!”**
In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation both bewildered and mildly amused, Melania Trump’s spokesperson, Chuck “The Truthinator” McFiddlesticks, has categorically dismissed recent claims about the First Family that have been circulating faster than a squirrel on espresso. “These allegations are completely false,” McFiddlesticks declared at a press conference held in front of a giant inflatable Trump Tower. “The only thing Donald and Barron argue about is who gets the last slice of pizza during family movie night. And let me tell you, it gets intense!”
The claims in question, which reportedly involved a secret underground lair where Donald and Barron were plotting to take over the world with a new line of hair gel, were met with laughter from the Trump camp. “I mean, come on! If they were plotting anything, it would be to create a new flavor of ice cream called ‘Orange Crush,’” McFiddlesticks quipped, while juggling three rubber chickens.
Sources close to the family, who wished to remain anonymous but were definitely not named “Bob” or “Steve,” confirmed that the only thing Donald and Barron are guilty of is an unhealthy obsession with reality TV. “They binge-watch ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’ every Friday night,” said one source. “It’s the only time they can agree on anything!”
As the press conference wrapped up, McFiddlesticks concluded with a flourish, “So let’s focus on the real issues here: like why Melania hasn’t been spotted in public since the last solar eclipse. I mean, is she hiding from the sun or just avoiding the paparazzi? We need answers!”
In a world where truth is stranger than fiction, one thing is clear: the Trump family will always keep us guessing—and laughing.
