**Trump Warns Putin is ‘Playing with Fire’ After Calling Him ‘Absolutely CRAZY’ – Experts Say He Might Just Be Jealous of His Hair**
In a stunning turn of events, former President Donald Trump has issued a dire warning about Russian President Vladimir Putin, claiming he’s “playing with fire” after labeling him “absolutely CRAZY.” Sources close to Trump say he’s particularly concerned that Putin might be using a hair gel that’s too flammable.
“Look, I know crazy,” Trump said during a recent rally in a gymnasium that was definitely not filled to capacity. “I’ve seen crazy. I’ve been crazy. But this guy? He’s like a wild raccoon on a sugar high! And I’m not talking about the cute ones you see on TikTok. I’m talking about the ones that’ll steal your trash and then stare you down like you owe them money!”
In a follow-up tweet, Trump elaborated, “Putin is like that kid in school who sets off firecrackers in the bathroom. Sure, it’s funny until someone loses an eyebrow. And let me tell you, I love eyebrows. They’re tremendous!”
Political analysts are scratching their heads, wondering if Trump’s warning is a clever ruse to distract from his own hair care routine. “I mean, who wouldn’t be jealous of Putin’s hair?” said Dr. Ima Quack, a leading expert in follicular studies. “It’s like a golden helmet. Meanwhile, Trump’s hair looks like it’s been through a wind tunnel and lost the battle.”
Meanwhile, Putin responded to Trump’s comments by saying, “I’m not crazy; I’m just Russian. And if I wanted to play with fire, I’d just invite him over for a barbecue. We have great steaks, and I promise not to set anything on fire… unless he brings his own ketchup.”
As tensions rise, one thing is clear: the world is watching, and it’s not just for the geopolitical drama. It’s for the hair-raising antics of two leaders who seem to be competing for the title of “Most Outrageous Hairdo.” Stay tuned for the next episode of “As the Hair Turns.”
