**Louisiana Jailbreak: Man Flees for Second Time Amid Ongoing New Orleans Inmate Manhunt**
In a plot twist that could only be scripted by a Hollywood screenwriter with a penchant for absurdity, local resident and self-proclaimed “escape artist” Jerry “The Houdini of the Bayou” LeBlanc has successfully fled from a Louisiana jail for the second time, leaving authorities scratching their heads and the public in stitches.
LeBlanc, who was last seen wearing a striped prison jumpsuit and a pair of flip-flops, reportedly made his daring escape during a routine “dance-off” organized by the inmates to celebrate National Taco Day. “I was just trying to show off my moves,” said fellow inmate and aspiring TikTok star, Marcus “The Salsa King” Rodriguez. “Next thing I know, Jerry’s doing the cha-cha right out the back door!”
Authorities are baffled by LeBlanc’s ability to slip through their fingers yet again. Sheriff Bob “Not-So-Sheriff” McGraw stated, “We thought we had him cornered in the cafeteria, but he just moonwalked right past us. I mean, who knew he could dance like that? We’re considering hiring him for our next community event.”
Meanwhile, LeBlanc’s mother, who was last seen knitting a “Free Jerry” sweater, expressed her pride in her son’s escapades. “He always said he wanted to be a magician. I just didn’t think he’d take it this far. I mean, who needs a career in magic when you can just escape from jail twice?”
As the manhunt continues, local businesses are cashing in on the chaos. “We’re offering a ‘Catch Jerry’ discount,” said the owner of the local taco joint. “If you find him, you get free tacos for life! Just don’t tell him we’re open late.”
In a final twist, LeBlanc was last spotted attempting to hitchhike to a nearby music festival, where he reportedly planned to perform his new hit single, “I Will Survive (Jail Edition).” Authorities are urging the public to keep an eye out for a man in flip-flops, dancing his way to freedom, and to remember: if you see him, don’t call the cops—call the taco truck!
