**Chaos at North Myrtle Beach Marina: A Memorial Day Weekend to Remember (or Forget)**
In a shocking turn of events that could only happen in a place where flip-flops are considered formal wear, North Myrtle Beach Marina became the scene of a shooting that injured 11 people during the Memorial Day weekend. Local authorities are now on the hunt for suspects, while beachgoers are left wondering if they accidentally wandered into a Quentin Tarantino film.
Eyewitnesses reported that the chaos erupted when a heated debate over the best way to cook shrimp escalated into a full-blown brawl. “I just wanted to know if grilling or boiling was better,” said local seafood enthusiast and self-proclaimed “Shrimp Whisperer,” Bubba McCracken. “Next thing I know, I’m dodging bullets like I’m in a video game!”
Police are currently searching for suspects, described as “two guys in Hawaiian shirts who looked like they just stepped off a cruise ship.” Officer Sandy Beach, who is leading the investigation, stated, “We’re not sure if they were aiming for the shrimp or the people, but either way, it’s a real shellfish situation.”
Meanwhile, local resident and part-time mermaid, Coral Reef, expressed her dismay: “I thought Memorial Day was about honoring our heroes, not turning our marina into a scene from ‘Jaws 5: The Revenge of the Shrimp.’”
As the investigation continues, the community is left to ponder the real question: How do you recover from a holiday weekend where the biggest splash wasn’t made by the ocean? In the words of local beach philosopher, Sandy Shores, “If you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the shrimp boil!”
So, as we remember our fallen heroes this Memorial Day, let’s also remember to keep our debates civil—unless you want to end up in a seafood shootout.
