**Unveiling the Biden-Harris Rift: Insights from a New Book on Their Campaign Struggles**
In a shocking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the political world, a new book titled *“Biden-Harris: The Campaign That Almost Wasn’t”* has hit the shelves, exposing the deep-seated rift between President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris. According to the book, the duo’s relationship was so strained that they once considered running separate campaigns—Biden on a platform of “Let’s Just Chill” and Harris on “I’m Not a Robot, I Promise.”
The book’s author, fictional political analyst and self-proclaimed “Campaign Whisperer” Chuckle McGiggle, claims that the tension reached its peak during a heated debate over the campaign slogan. “Joe wanted ‘Build Back Better,’ but Kamala was all about ‘Let’s Just Build a Treehouse and Call It a Day,’” McGiggle writes. “It was a classic case of ‘old man vs. cool aunt.’”
In an exclusive interview, Biden reportedly said, “I thought we were running for president, not for ‘America’s Next Top Model.’” Meanwhile, Harris quipped, “I just wanted to make sure we had snacks at every rally. You can’t campaign on an empty stomach!”
The book also reveals that their campaign meetings often devolved into competitive karaoke sessions, with Biden belting out “I Will Survive” while Harris attempted to outshine him with her rendition of “I’m Every Woman.” “It was like a political version of *The Voice*, but with more awkward pauses and less talent,” McGiggle added.
As the book continues to climb the bestseller list, political analysts are left wondering: will this rift lead to a dramatic split in 2024? Or will they simply agree to disagree over who gets the last slice of pizza at campaign events? Only time—and perhaps a few more karaoke battles—will tell.
