**Caitlin Clark to Miss Minimum Two Weeks Due to Left Quad Strain: Local Gym’s “Quad Squad” in Crisis**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the sports world reeling, Iowa basketball star Caitlin Clark has been sidelined for at least two weeks due to a left quad strain. Sources close to the situation report that Clark’s quad was last seen attempting to lift a heavy bag of potato chips during a late-night Netflix binge.
“I knew something was wrong when I heard a loud pop,” said Clark’s roommate, Jenna “The Snack Queen” Thompson. “I thought it was just the sound of her dreams shattering after losing to a rival team, but it turns out it was her quad. Who knew chips could be so dangerous?”
In the wake of this devastating news, the local gym’s “Quad Squad” has declared a state of emergency. “We’re all in shock,” said gym member and self-proclaimed fitness guru, Chad “The Leg Press” Johnson. “Without Caitlin, who will inspire us to lift weights we can’t even lift? I mean, I was just about to start my ‘Caitlin Clark Workout’ routine, which consists of watching her highlights while eating pizza.”
Meanwhile, Clark has taken to social media to reassure fans. “Don’t worry, I’ll be back stronger than ever,” she tweeted, accompanied by a photo of her ice pack and a pint of ice cream. “In the meantime, I’ll be perfecting my couch-sitting skills. I hear it’s an Olympic sport now.”
As the countdown begins for her return, fans are left wondering: will Caitlin’s quad recover in time for the next big game, or will she be forced to take up competitive knitting instead? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure—her quad will be missed, and so will the potato chips.
