**McCarthy Slams Biden for Handling of US Debt: “I Can’t Even Afford a New Pair of Socks!”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation both amused and bewildered, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has publicly criticized President Biden’s handling of the U.S. debt, claiming it’s so bad that he can’t even afford a new pair of socks. “I mean, have you seen my socks?” McCarthy exclaimed during a press conference, lifting his pant leg to reveal a pair of mismatched, hole-ridden foot coverings. “If this is what the economy is doing to me, I can only imagine what it’s doing to the rest of America!”
McCarthy went on to say that the national debt is like a bad haircut—everyone knows it’s there, but nobody wants to talk about it. “I tried to get a loan for a new wardrobe, but the bank said I’d have better luck getting a loan from a squirrel,” he lamented. “At this rate, I’ll be wearing my wife’s old yoga pants to Congress!”
In a bizarre twist, McCarthy suggested that Biden should take a page from his own playbook. “When I can’t pay my bills, I just ignore them and hope they go away. It’s worked for me so far!” he chuckled, before adding, “But seriously, if I can’t afford socks, how can I expect the American people to afford anything?”
As the nation holds its breath, waiting to see if McCarthy will indeed show up to Congress in yoga pants, one thing is clear: the U.S. debt crisis has never looked so fashionable—or so ridiculous.
