**European Nations Call for Authority to Deport Criminal Illegal Immigrants: A Hilarious New Policy Proposal**
In a groundbreaking move that has left the world scratching its head and laughing uncontrollably, European nations have united to call for the authority to deport criminal illegal immigrants. The proposal, dubbed “Operation Bye-Bye Bandits,” aims to send those pesky lawbreakers packing—preferably on a one-way flight to a remote island where they can contemplate their life choices while sipping coconut water.
“Why should we keep these criminals here when we can send them to a place where they can’t cause any trouble?” said the ever-enthusiastic German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, who added, “I mean, have you seen the beaches in the Maldives? They could use a little crime to spice things up!”
The plan has garnered support from various European leaders, including French President Emmanuel Macron, who quipped, “If we can’t deport them, we might as well put them in a reality show. ‘Survivor: Criminal Edition’ could be a hit!”
Meanwhile, Italy’s Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni suggested a more creative approach: “Let’s just give them a pizza and a one-way ticket to the nearest volcano. It’s like a vacation, but with a little more… heat!”
Critics of the proposal, including the fictional activist group “Citizens for Criminals,” argue that it’s a slippery slope. “What’s next? Deporting people for bad fashion choices?” exclaimed their spokesperson, a man named Bob “The Fashionista” Johnson, who was last seen wearing socks with sandals.
As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: Europe is ready to take a stand against crime, one laughable policy at a time. So, if you’re a criminal illegal immigrant, pack your bags—preferably with sunscreen and a good book, because you might just be heading to paradise!
