**Trump Claims Harvard’s International Students Come from Nations Contributing ‘Nothing’ to Their Education Costs: A Deep Dive into the World of Academic Economics**
In a shocking revelation that has left the academic world reeling, former President Donald Trump recently claimed that Harvard’s international students hail from countries that contribute “absolutely nothing” to their education costs. “I mean, what are they even learning? How to make a perfect cup of tea?” Trump quipped during a press conference held in a golf cart parked outside Mar-a-Lago. “I’ve seen better education coming from my golf caddy, and he’s from Florida!”
The former president’s comments have sparked a wave of confusion and laughter across the globe. “I thought I was getting a world-class education,” said international student and aspiring astrophysicist, Chen Wang, who hails from a country that Trump reportedly believes is “just a place on the map.” “But now I’m starting to think I should have just stayed home and learned how to make TikTok videos instead.”
In response to Trump’s claims, Harvard’s Dean of Admissions, Dr. Penelope Quirk, stated, “We actually have students from over 100 countries, many of which contribute significantly to our educational ecosystem. But if we’re being honest, we could really use a few more students from ‘Nothingland’—they seem to have a great sense of humor!”
Meanwhile, a group of international students has launched a GoFundMe campaign titled “Help Us Prove Trump Wrong,” which aims to raise funds for a new educational initiative: “How to Make a Perfect Cup of Tea.” “We’re hoping to show him that we can contribute something,” said Maria Gonzalez, a student from Spain. “And if that doesn’t work, we’ll just send him a nice care package filled with tea bags and a note that says, ‘Thanks for the inspiration!’”
As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: Trump’s comments have sparked a new wave of creativity among international students. “If nothing else, we’re learning how to turn political nonsense into comedy gold,” said Wang, as he prepared to launch his new stand-up routine titled “Nothing from Nothing Leaves Nothing.”
Stay tuned for more updates as this story develops—because if there’s one thing we can count on, it’s that the world of academia is never short on laughs!
