**Jamie Foxx Remains Hospitalized: Doctors Say He’s Just “Taking a Long Nap”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left fans scratching their heads and Googling “how to send a fruit basket to a hospital,” Jamie Foxx has been hospitalized for nearly a week following a mysterious “medical complication.” Sources close to the actor say he’s simply “taking a long nap” after a grueling schedule of filming, singing, and, let’s be honest, being Jamie Foxx.
“Honestly, we’re just waiting for him to wake up and realize he’s not in a movie,” said Dr. Phil McCracken, the lead physician on the case. “He’s been mumbling about ‘Ray’ and ‘Django’ in his sleep. We’re not sure if he’s dreaming or just really committed to method acting.”
Meanwhile, fans have taken to social media to express their concern, with one particularly passionate follower tweeting, “If Jamie doesn’t wake up soon, I’m going to have to start watching his movies on repeat. Please, Jamie, for the love of all that is holy, wake up before I memorize the entire script of ‘Booty Call!’”
In a bizarre twist, a hospital spokesperson revealed that Foxx has been serenading the staff with improvised songs about hospital food. “He’s got a real knack for it,” said Nurse Betty Bandage. “Yesterday, he performed a heartfelt ballad titled ‘Jell-O Blues.’ It was a real tearjerker.”
As the world waits for Jamie to emerge from his slumber, fans are left to ponder the real question: if he wakes up and finds out he missed a week of Netflix, will he be more upset about his health or the cliffhangers? Stay tuned for updates, and remember, folks: if you’re going to take a long nap, make sure it’s not in a hospital bed!
