**Federal Judge Orders Trump Administration to Repatriate Guatemalan Deported to Mexico: A Comedy of Errors**
In a stunning turn of events that could only be scripted by a team of caffeinated monkeys, a federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to repatriate a Guatemalan man who was mistakenly deported to Mexico. The man, who has been identified as Juan “I Just Wanted Tacos” Gonzalez, was reportedly enjoying a quiet life in Mexico when he received a surprise invitation to return to Guatemala—courtesy of the U.S. government.
Judge Marjorie “I Can’t Believe This Is Happening” Thompson stated, “It’s like sending someone to a party and then realizing you sent them to the wrong house. I mean, who does that? Next, they’ll be sending people to Mars!”
In a press conference that was equal parts comedy and confusion, White House Press Secretary Kayleigh “I’m Just Here for the Snacks” McEnany said, “We’re working hard to ensure that everyone gets to the right place. Unless it’s a family reunion—then all bets are off.”
Meanwhile, Gonzalez expressed his bewilderment, saying, “I thought I was going to get a nice vacation in Mexico. Instead, I got a one-way ticket to the wrong country. I just wanted tacos, not a diplomatic incident!”
As the Trump administration scrambles to rectify this blunder, sources say they are considering hiring a new team of “Deportation GPS Experts” to avoid future mix-ups. “We’re going to make sure everyone knows where they’re going,” said an anonymous official, “even if it means using Google Maps.”
In the meantime, Gonzalez is reportedly enjoying his unexpected fame, stating, “I’m just glad I’m not stuck in a taco truck. I hear they have terrible Wi-Fi.”
Stay tuned for updates as this story unfolds—because if there’s one thing we can count on, it’s that the plot will thicken faster than a bowl of guacamole at a Super Bowl party!
