**Meet Hercules and Ned: The Border Collies Protecting West Virginia’s Busiest Airport from Wildlife**
In a groundbreaking move that has left aviation experts scratching their heads and wildlife wondering what on earth is going on, West Virginia’s busiest airport has enlisted the help of two heroic Border Collies, Hercules and Ned, to patrol the tarmac and keep pesky wildlife at bay. Yes, you read that right—two dogs are now the first line of defense against the feathered and furry foes of the runway.
Hercules, a 5-year-old Border Collie with a penchant for chasing squirrels and a suspiciously human-like glare, has taken his role very seriously. “I’m not just a dog; I’m a canine security consultant,” he barked during a recent press conference, while Ned, his slightly less ambitious sidekick, added, “I just want to chase things. Is that a raccoon?”
The duo was brought in after a series of unfortunate incidents involving geese and a particularly stubborn raccoon named Gary, who once held up a flight for three hours while demanding snacks. Airport manager, Linda “The Goose Whisperer” Thompson, stated, “We realized that if we wanted to keep our flights on time, we needed to think outside the box. Or, in this case, outside the kennel.”
The pair has already made headlines for their unconventional methods. Hercules has been spotted barking motivational speeches to the local wildlife, while Ned prefers a more hands-on approach, often engaging in what he calls “strategic napping” on the runway. “It’s all about the element of surprise,” he explained, yawning mid-sentence.
Local wildlife has expressed mixed feelings about the new canine security team. Gary the raccoon was quoted saying, “I’m not afraid of no dog! I’ll just bring my friends next time.” Meanwhile, a flock of geese was overheard discussing their plans to form a union, demanding better treatment and more snacks.
As Hercules and Ned continue their quest to protect the skies of West Virginia, one thing is clear: the airport has never been more entertaining. So next time you’re at the airport, keep an eye out for these furry guardians. Just don’t be surprised if they try to recruit you for their next wildlife motivational seminar.
