**Tree-mendous Disaster: Graduation Ceremony Takes a Sudden Turn for the Worse**
In a shocking turn of events that no one saw coming—except maybe the tree—twelve unsuspecting graduates were injured during a Northern California college graduation ceremony when a tree decided it was time to drop its branches and make a statement. Witnesses reported that the tree, a majestic oak named “Sir Barkington,” had been looking a bit “shady” all day.
“I thought it was just a regular graduation,” said graduate and self-proclaimed tree-hugger, Linda Leafy. “But then, out of nowhere, Sir Barkington just lost it! I mean, I knew he was a little ‘rooted’ in his ways, but this was just too much!”
As caps flew and diplomas were handed out, Sir Barkington unleashed a barrage of branches that sent graduates ducking for cover. “I was just trying to take a selfie with my diploma when I felt a ‘branch’ of bad luck hit me,” said Tom Timber, who was struck on the head. “I guess I should have seen it coming—trees can be pretty ‘barky’ when they’re jealous of all the attention!”
The college’s president, Dr. Flora Green, attempted to downplay the incident. “We always encourage our students to reach for the stars, but apparently, some trees have different ideas. We’re just glad no one was seriously hurt—except for maybe Sir Barkington’s feelings.”
In a bizarre twist, the tree has since been nominated for the “Best Supporting Actor” award at the upcoming Tree Oscars, with critics praising its “unforgettable performance” during the ceremony. “It was a real showstopper,” said local tree enthusiast, Woody Branches. “I’ve never seen a tree go off like that before. It was like watching a nature documentary, but with more chaos and fewer David Attenborough narrations.”
As for the graduates, they’re just happy to have a story to tell. “I’ll always remember my graduation day,” said one student, who wished to remain anonymous. “Not because of the diploma, but because I can now say I survived a tree attack. That’s way cooler than any degree!”
In the end, the college plans to install a “Tree Safety Zone” for future ceremonies, while Sir Barkington has reportedly gone into therapy to deal with his newfound fame. Stay tuned for updates on this leafy legend!
