**Brett Favre Claims Netflix Documentary Aims at Him for Supporting Trump: “I Just Wanted to Throw Touchdowns, Not Political Punches!”**
In a shocking turn of events, former NFL quarterback Brett Favre has come forward to claim that a new Netflix documentary is targeting him for his support of Donald Trump. “I thought I was just throwing touchdowns, not political punches!” Favre exclaimed during a press conference held in his backyard, where he was surrounded by a collection of inflatable lawn flamingos.
The documentary, titled “Quarterbacks and Quarrels: The Politics of Pigskin,” allegedly features a segment where Favre’s infamous “I’m Just Here for the Snacks” tweet is analyzed in depth. “I mean, who doesn’t love snacks?” Favre added, clearly missing the point. “I thought it was a documentary about nachos!”
Sources close to the production, including director and self-proclaimed “documentary whisperer” Chuck “The Truth” McGuffin, insist that the film is not about Favre at all. “It’s about the intersection of sports and politics,” McGuffin said while wearing a shirt that read “Make Football Great Again.” “But if Brett wants to think it’s about him, who are we to stop him? Free publicity!”
Favre’s former teammate, Reggie “The Real MVP” White, chimed in, saying, “Brett’s always been a little dramatic. Remember when he cried after losing the Super Bowl? This is just another episode of ‘As the Favre Turns.’”
In a final attempt to clarify his stance, Favre stated, “I just want to throw footballs and eat nachos. Is that too much to ask?” As he walked away, he tripped over a garden gnome, adding yet another layer of comedy to this already absurd saga.
As the world waits for Netflix to respond, one thing is clear: whether it’s touchdowns or tweets, Brett Favre is always ready to tackle the next big controversy—preferably with a side of guacamole.
