**Trump Administration Intensifies National Security Council Overhaul Following Waltz’s Exit: A Chaotic Tango of Security**
In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and dance instructors shaking their fists, the Trump Administration has announced a sweeping overhaul of the National Security Council (NSC) following the unexpected exit of Waltz, the council’s resident expert on interpretive dance and international relations.
“Waltz was a real asset,” said an anonymous source who claimed to be a “professional potato chip taster” in the White House. “He could turn any security briefing into a Broadway number. Now, we’re just left with a bunch of guys in suits who can’t even do the Macarena.”
In a press conference that was more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, President Trump declared, “We’re going to make the NSC great again! We’re bringing in new people, people who know how to dance with danger. I’m talking about real dancers, like the ones on ‘Dancing with the Stars.’”
Rumor has it that the administration is considering hiring former contestants from the show, including a certain Mr. T, who reportedly said, “I pity the fool who doesn’t take national security seriously!”
Meanwhile, Secretary of Defense Mark “The Shark” McGuffin was spotted practicing the cha-cha in the Pentagon’s war room, claiming it was “the best way to dodge incoming threats.”
As the Trump Administration continues its quest for a more rhythmically inclined NSC, experts warn that the next national security briefing could very well turn into a flash mob. “If they start using the Electric Slide to discuss nuclear proliferation, I’m out,” said one bewildered analyst, who wished to remain anonymous but was last seen wearing a tutu.
In the end, one thing is clear: the Trump Administration is determined to keep us all on our toes—literally.
