**FDA Warns of Severe Withdrawal Symptoms from Common Allergy Medications: Sneezers Beware!**
In a shocking announcement that has left millions of allergy sufferers gasping for air (and not just from pollen), the FDA has issued a warning about the severe withdrawal symptoms associated with common allergy medications. Yes, folks, it turns out that your beloved antihistamines might be more addictive than your Aunt Edna’s famous potato salad at family reunions.
Dr. Phil McCracken, a self-proclaimed “allergy expert” and part-time magician, stated, “People think they can just pop a Benadryl and go about their day. But when they try to quit, it’s like watching a toddler lose their favorite toy. It’s messy, loud, and someone’s definitely going to cry.”
The FDA’s report details a range of withdrawal symptoms that include uncontrollable sneezing, spontaneous crying, and an overwhelming desire to binge-watch every season of “Friends” in one sitting. “I tried to stop taking my allergy meds,” said local resident and chronic sneezer, Bob “The Sniffler” Johnson. “Now I can’t stop sneezing, and I’ve developed a strange affinity for cats. I don’t even own a cat!”
In a bizarre twist, the FDA has also warned that some users may experience hallucinations, claiming to see pollen monsters lurking in their backyards. “I thought I was being chased by a giant dandelion,” said local woman and part-time conspiracy theorist, Linda “The Pollen Whisperer” Smith. “Turns out it was just my neighbor’s inflatable lawn flamingo.”
As the nation grapples with this new allergy crisis, experts recommend a gradual tapering off of medications, preferably while surrounded by supportive friends, a box of tissues, and a Netflix subscription. Remember, folks: when it comes to allergy meds, it’s not just about the sneezes; it’s about the sneezes you’ll have to face when you try to quit!
