**Twins Activate Carlos Correa from Concussion Protocol for Series Opener Against Royals; Buxton Still Unavailable**
In a shocking turn of events that has left fans both relieved and slightly confused, the Minnesota Twins have activated superstar shortstop Carlos Correa from concussion protocol just in time for their series opener against the Kansas City Royals. Meanwhile, Byron Buxton remains unavailable, reportedly still trying to figure out how to put on his uniform without injuring himself.
“Carlos is back, and we couldn’t be happier,” said Twins manager Rocco Baldelli, who was seen wearing a helmet during the press conference for safety reasons. “We’re just glad he’s not trying to play chess with the outfield wall anymore. That was a real concern.”
Correa, who was sidelined after a minor collision with a teammate during a particularly intense game of dodgeball in the clubhouse, expressed his excitement to return. “I’m just glad I can finally stop pretending to be a motivational speaker for the other guys,” he said, adding, “I mean, have you ever tried to inspire someone while wearing a concussion protocol cap? It’s not easy!”
Meanwhile, Buxton, who has been out with a mysterious ailment that doctors are calling “extreme caution,” was spotted in the stands wearing a “Free Buxton” t-shirt while munching on nachos. “I’m just here for the snacks,” he said, “and to remind everyone that I’m still the fastest guy on the team, even if I’m not on the field.”
As the Twins prepare to face the Royals, fans are left wondering if they’ll see a fully functional Correa or if he’ll be dodging imaginary pitches again. “Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride,” said one optimistic fan, who was last seen trying to convince a hot dog vendor to trade him a sausage for a ticket to the game.
In the end, the Twins are just happy to have Correa back, and they’re hoping Buxton can join the fun soon—preferably without any more “mysterious” injuries. Until then, fans can expect plenty of laughs, a few facepalms, and maybe even a few home runs.
