**Republican Attorneys General Tour US-Mexico Border Wall as Trump’s Expansion Funding Advances**
In a bold move that has left many scratching their heads and others rolling on the floor laughing, a group of Republican Attorneys General embarked on a grand tour of the US-Mexico border wall this week. The tour, dubbed “The Great Wall of GOP,” was organized to celebrate the recent advancement of funding for Trump’s wall expansion, which is rumored to include a moat filled with alligators and a “No Trespassing” sign written in Comic Sans.
Leading the charge was Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, who declared, “This wall is like my ex-wife—tall, imposing, and definitely not going anywhere!” Paxton was joined by his fellow AGs, including Florida’s Ashley Moody, who brought along a beach ball to symbolize the “fun” side of border security. “We’re just here to make sure the wall is as fabulous as my last Instagram post,” she quipped, striking a pose in front of a section of the wall that looked suspiciously like a giant Lego set.
As the group toured the wall, they were met with a series of bizarre attractions, including a “Wall of Fame” featuring pictures of all the people who have tried to climb it. “I’m just here for the snacks,” said Missouri AG Andrew Bailey, who was seen munching on nachos shaped like miniature walls. “I heard they were serving ‘Taco ‘Bout a Wall’ tacos, but I think that was just a rumor.”
The highlight of the tour came when the group attempted to take a group selfie in front of the wall, only to realize that the wall was so tall they had to use a drone to capture the moment. “This is the most exercise I’ve had since I ran for office!” exclaimed Indiana AG Todd Rokita, who was later seen trying to negotiate with the drone operator for a better angle.
As the tour wrapped up, the AGs gathered for a press conference where they promised to continue their efforts to expand the wall. “We’re committed to making this wall bigger, better, and more beautiful than ever,” said Paxton, adjusting his cowboy hat. “And if we can’t build a wall, we’ll just build a really big fence. With a sign that says ‘No Trespassing’ in Comic Sans, of course.”
In the end, the tour was a resounding success, leaving many wondering if the wall would soon be adorned with a gift shop selling “I Survived the Great Wall of GOP” t-shirts. As one anonymous AG put it, “If we can’t keep people out, at least we can keep them entertained!”
