**Harvard Takes Legal Action Against Trump Administration Over Student Visa Program Termination: A Comedy of Errors**
In a move that has left the nation scratching its collective head, Harvard University has decided to take legal action against the Trump administration over the abrupt termination of the student visa program. The Ivy League institution claims that the decision is as baffling as a cat trying to play the piano.
“Honestly, we thought it was a prank at first,” said Harvard’s Dean of Admissions, Dr. Mortimer P. Quizzington. “I mean, who would want to kick out the brightest minds from around the world? It’s like throwing away a perfectly good avocado toast just because it’s a little ripe!”
The lawsuit, which is being filed under the catchy title “Harvard vs. The Administration: A Battle of Wits,” alleges that the termination of the visa program is not only unconstitutional but also a direct attack on the university’s ability to host students who can’t even pronounce “Harvard” correctly. “We need these international students to keep our campus diverse,” Quizzington added. “Plus, who else is going to explain TikTok to us?”
In a statement that could only be described as “classic Trump,” a White House spokesperson said, “We’re just trying to make America great again, one visa at a time. If Harvard wants to sue us, they can go ahead. We’ll just counter-sue for emotional distress caused by their overpriced textbooks.”
Meanwhile, students at Harvard have taken to social media to express their outrage. “I can’t believe they’re messing with my chance to study here,” tweeted international student and aspiring meme lord, Chen “The Meme Machine” Wang. “I came all this way for a degree and a chance to make my parents proud. Now I might have to go back home and work in the family noodle shop!”
As the legal battle unfolds, one thing is clear: Harvard is not backing down. “We will fight this with all the resources we have,” Quizzington declared, adjusting his oversized glasses. “And if that means hiring a team of lawyers who can recite the entire Constitution while juggling flaming torches, then so be it!”
Stay tuned as this story develops, because if there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s that when Harvard and the Trump administration collide, the only thing guaranteed is a whole lot of confusion—and probably a viral TikTok or two.
