**Curl-Salemme Nets Two in Frost’s 2-1 OT Victory Against Charge in PWHL Championship Game 2: A Tale of Ice, Drama, and Unbelievable Snacks**
In a thrilling showdown that had fans on the edge of their seats (and some on the edge of their nacho platters), Curl-Salemme scored two goals to lead Frost to a nail-biting 2-1 overtime victory against the Charge in the PWHL Championship Game 2. The game was so intense that even the Zamboni driver, Gary “The Ice Whisperer” McFlurry, claimed he had to take a break to “cool down” after the first period.
The first goal came in the second period when Curl-Salemme, who is rumored to have trained with a pack of wild raccoons, snatched the puck from a bewildered Charge player and launched it into the net with the precision of a catapulting squirrel. “I just saw the net and thought, ‘Why not?’” Curl-Salemme said, while simultaneously eating a slice of pizza. “I mean, it’s not like I was aiming for the nachos in the stands.”
The Charge managed to tie the game with a goal from their star player, “Lightning” Larry Lutz, who claimed he was inspired by a motivational speech from his pet goldfish. “I just thought, ‘If Goldie can swim against the current, I can score against these ladies!’” Lutz exclaimed, clearly still in disbelief that he was talking about a fish.
As the game went into overtime, the tension was palpable. Fans were so anxious that one spectator, known only as “Mildly Concerned Martha,” knitted a sweater for her cat in the stands. “I just wanted to keep my cat warm while I screamed at the TV,” she said, clutching her feline companion.
In the final moments of overtime, Curl-Salemme struck again, sealing the victory for Frost. “I was just trying to impress my mom,” she said, wiping away tears of joy and nacho cheese. “She said if I didn’t score, I’d have to clean my room!”
As the Frost team celebrated their victory with a mountain of pizza and a questionable amount of confetti, the Charge vowed to come back stronger. “Next time, we’ll bring our A-game and maybe some extra snacks,” Lutz promised, eyeing the leftover nachos with envy.
In the end, Curl-Salemme’s two goals not only secured the championship but also solidified her status as the unofficial queen of snack-fueled sports. As for the Charge, they’re already plotting their revenge—possibly with a side of guacamole.
