**Liberty Breaks WNBA Record with 19 Three-Pointers in 99-74 Victory Over Sky: A New Era of Long-Distance Shooting!**
In a game that will go down in history as the “Three-Pointer Apocalypse,” the New York Liberty shattered the WNBA record by sinking 19 three-pointers in a dazzling 99-74 victory over the Chicago Sky. Fans were left wondering if they were watching a basketball game or a long-distance shooting competition, as players launched threes like they were trying to hit a piñata at a birthday party.
Star player Sabrina Ionescu, who scored a casual 37 points, was overheard saying, “I just wanted to see if I could make it rain. Turns out, I can make it pour!” Meanwhile, teammate Jonquil Jones added, “I thought we were playing basketball, not golf. I mean, who knew the three-point line was just a suggestion?”
The Liberty’s coach, who insisted on being called “The Three-Point Wizard,” claimed he had a vision. “I woke up one morning and thought, ‘What if we just shoot from the parking lot?’” he said, while sipping a green smoothie that suspiciously resembled liquid kale. “Turns out, it works!”
Fans were ecstatic, with one die-hard Liberty supporter, who goes by the name of “Basketball Bob,” declaring, “I haven’t seen shooting like this since my grandma tried to throw a frisbee at a family reunion!”
As the Liberty celebrated their record-breaking night, the Sky were left wondering if they had accidentally signed up for a game of dodgeball instead. “We thought we were playing defense, but it felt more like we were just standing around watching a fireworks show,” lamented Sky player Candace Parker, who was last seen trying to figure out how to defend against a three-pointer with a hula hoop.
In the end, the Liberty’s historic performance has left fans buzzing and opponents shaking in their sneakers. As one enthusiastic spectator put it, “If this is the future of basketball, I’m investing in a telescope!”
